your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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