I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
50% drunk capacity currently
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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