Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
As shirtless as possible
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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