Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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