If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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