If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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