How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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