I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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