turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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