I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
