question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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