Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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