ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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