these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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