so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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