someone threw a dead crab at me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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