Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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