Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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