he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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