Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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