I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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