I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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