omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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