I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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