You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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