I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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