Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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