Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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