And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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