is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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