He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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