hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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