I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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