this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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