you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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