she was so not down for the gang bang
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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