do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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