rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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