If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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