if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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