I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
kristin has been a bad kristin
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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