I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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