ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think your dad took our porno
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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