Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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