I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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