i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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