I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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