its not stalking. its research.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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