so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
