Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she told me i tasted like america
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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