thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
