Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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