Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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