dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do vagina's smell?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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