So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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